WHY WORRY?

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Dinu Mysore, India(Zone 10a) Sep 27, 2002

WHY WORRY?
THER ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT:
EITHER YOU ARE WELL OR YOU ARE SICK.
IF YOU ARE WELL, THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
BUT IF YOU ARE SICK, THERE ARE TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT:
EITHER YOU WILL GET WELL, OR YOU WILL DIE.
IF YOU GET WELL, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
IF YOU DIE, THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT:
EITHER YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN OR TO HELL.
IF YOU GO TO HEAVEN, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
BUT IF YO GO TO HELL, YOU'LL BE SO [profanity removed] BUSY SHAKING HANDS WITH FRIENDS, YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO WORRY!

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