Heard this at lunch today, and I'm not sure if it's a "real story" or not, but it is funny.
"A medical examiner was on the stand in a courtroom. The lawyer asked "are you sure the man was dead when you examined him?"
"Well", the ME replied, "I had his brain in a jar on my desk at the time of the autopsy."
"But are you ~sure~ he was dead?", the lawyer persisted...
The ME responded, "Well, you do have a point. He could've been doing something like practicing law at the time of my examination."
:)
-Jennifer
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