redneck joke

REDNECK AT THE ELEVATOR
>
> A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
> mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling
> around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they
> saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
> then slide back together again.
>
> The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I
> ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
idea'r
> what it is."
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
> The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
> numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
> until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
> the reverse order.
>
> Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old
> blonde woman stepped out.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
> said quietly to his Son, "Boy, go git yo Momma....
>

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