A young couple was caught out in the barn by the girls shotgun toting father. Who said," son you've got the choice of marrying my daughter or go to prison for ten years".
The lad deceided marriage would better than prison.
After having 4 children, a dead in job and a 30 year morgage on a small house, the fellow laid in bed sobing.
His wife awoke and asked him, "honey are having a bad dream?"
No, he said, "I just relized I'd be getting out of prison today!"
..............................Dennis.............
Married.
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