A large, well established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a wee skinny man showed up at the camp with his axe and knocked on the head lumberjack's door. The head lumberjack took one look at the wee man and told him to get out of it.
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," begged the wee skinny man.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there? Take your axe and go cut it down." The wee skinny man headed for the tree, and five minutes later he returned to tell the head lumberjack that he had successfully cut the tree down.
The head lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes. "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?" he asked the wee man.
"In the Sahara Forest," he replied.
"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.
The wee man looked at him in surprise and said, "Oh is that what they call it now?".
Lumberjack
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