Wedding Plans!

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 85, are all excited about their decision to get married.


They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.


Jacob suggests that they go in.


Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:" Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers " Yes".


Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."


Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."


Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."


Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."


Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob turns to Rebecca:


"Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them!!



God Bless