There is always Hope!!.

Crossville, TN

Subject: There's always hope


Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about
their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss the wedding and on the way go past a
drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. Jacob
addresses the man behind the counter:

" Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers " Yes".

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob; "How about Viagra"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob turns to Rebecca: "Sweetheart, we might as
well register our wedding gift list with them.

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