A zen buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor in the park and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor makes him a hot dog with everything on it and hands it to him, saying, “That will be €5.”
The zen buddhist hands him €20 and waits patiently. After nothing happens, he says, “Where is my change?”
The hot dog vendor says, “Change is within.”,and slowly walks away.
Strange thing religion!
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