"When I was younger I hated going to weddings...it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped that (stuff) after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." not sure who this is but it sounds like a joke from Ellen Degeneres
You're Next.
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