We Scots like to poke fun at our southern neighbours (hint: it starts with an 'E'), but we get the most fun having a jab at ourselves. Here's a few about my home, the City of Glasgow.
Q. If you see a Glaswegian on a bicycle,why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It's probably your bicycle
Q. Why does the River Clyde run through Glasgow?
A. Because if it walked it would be mugged
Q. What do you call a Glaswegian in a three-bedroom semi?
A. A burglar
Q. What do you say to a Glaswegian in a uniform?
A. Big Mac & Fries, please
;-)
GLASGOW
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