Scandanavian joke

Mount Prospect, IL(Zone 5a)

Smart decision!


Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did
he see driving a
brand new Volvo? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him
vit a vide smile.
"Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked

"Lena gave it to me"

"She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you,
but dis?"

"Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving
out on county road
6, in da middle of novere. Lena pulled off da road
into da woods. She
parked, got out of da car, trew off all of her
clothes and said "Ole
take vatever you vant."...

So I took da car"

"Ole, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit
ya."

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