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In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time
Warner implode, I wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these
consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a
bundle.

1.Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush and W.R.Grace Co.
will merge and become... Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers
join forces and
become... Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as...
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car,Dofasco and Dakota
Mining will merge to
become, of course... ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major
competitor, UPS, and
consolidate as... FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become... Fairwell
Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become... Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women
will become... Knott NOW!