A Mild Mannered Man!

A mild mannered man is tired of his wife bossing
him around, so he decides to go to a
psychiatrist. The doctor tells him to develop
self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet that
he read on the way home.

When he walked through the door and his wife came
to greet him, he said, "From now on, I am the
master of this house and my word is law. When I
come home from work, I want my dinner on the
table. Now, get upstairs and lay my clothes on
the bed as tonight I will be going out with the
boys. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the
tub, guess who is going to dress me and comb my
hair?"

"The undertaker," she says.