Case Dismissed!

A lady about eight-months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the young
man opposite her was grinning at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the grin turned into a smile, so she moved again. The man
seemed even more amused, so she moved a third time. When, on the fourth
move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, who was about
20-years old, what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved
and sat under a sign that said " Slogan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling" and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that
said "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident" I just lost it."

Case Dismissed