A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and
early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: Slide, the Screaming Loop,
the Wall of Fear -everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and
her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband
ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
again?"
One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said, "You idiot, I meant my dress
size."
The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get
it wrong.
The Perfect Gift
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