The two Irishmen,Pat and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Pat said, "Panty stitcher, I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The woman looked up panty stitcher. Finding it to be unskilled labour, she gave him €100 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was asked his occupation, "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since deisel fitter was a skilled job, the woman gave Mick €200 a week unemployment pay. When Pat found out he was furious.
He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The woman explained that 'panty stitcher' was unskilled, where as 'diesel fitter' was a skilled job.
"WHAT SKILL?" yelled Pat, I sew the elastic onto the panties then Mick puts them over his head and says, "Yah! dese'll fitt'er"
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Wintermoor
Diesel Fitter
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