Big swamp

Way down in dat old swamp known as big swamp, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time,
and now the time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a
son!

Ain't dat grand!!"

Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl.

He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter!!!! She a pretty lil ting, too...."

Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The
doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had yourself another boy!"

When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,
"Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

She said, "Yeah, I do."

Bubba said, "Man, it's a [profanity removed] good ting we didn't use no WD-40!!"