Anybody read Dear Abby today?

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Wingnut Spicewood, TX(Zone 8b) Jun 13, 2002

This was in today's Dear Abby ~ she was talking about divorce announcements. Thought it was cute. ;-)

WITH HAPPY HEARTS

Lionel and Jane

announce with pleasure

the severance of all

legal and/or other bonds

that may have existed

between their daughter

Janet and That Boy.

With the new month of August

Janet enters into a new

and beautiful single life.

As for That Boy --

May the Great Honcho in the sky

love him and keep him --

someplace else.

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