Dangerfield Pt. II

RODNEY DANGERFIELDISMS

"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over; nobody's home.' I went over. Nobody was home."

"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

"One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said 'Because you came home early.'"

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Wintermoor :-D