Has Everyone Read This?

Noblesville, IN(Zone 5a)

Make Me Feel Like A Woman.....
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>On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
>The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
>struck by lightning.
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>One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
>the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if
>I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
>ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
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>For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They
>all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then
>a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with
>reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
>unbuttoning his shirt
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>...."Iron this."

I thought this so like most men.:)

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