You're from Vancouver if

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000. and still can't afford a house.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
You can't remember - is pot illegal?
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can tell the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
You also know which Yaletown restaurant has the freshest arugula.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
A man gets on a bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
The guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
The gym is packed at 3PM... on a work day.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay.
The weatherman talks about the weather in other parts of the country, as if we really care.
You pass an elementary school and the children are all busy with their cell phones and pagers.