This guy has it in the byag, aye?
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You know you might be from Wisconsin, USA when:
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again!
You use a down comforter in the summer - and gloves.
You drive at 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
Down South to you means Chicago.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
Formal wear is blue jeans and a baseball cap.
You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London, Poland all in one afternoon.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
