AAAH! Romance in the Golden Years....

Romance

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The
husband was falling asleep but the wife felromantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use
to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily
he reached across, held her hand for a second,
then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to
kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to
sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to
bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed covers
and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"