coldwater

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural area of the state he lived in.

After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
consisting of eggs and bacon.
He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his
grandfather, "Are these plates
clean?"

His grandfather replied, Those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them, so go on and finish
your meal.

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks
around the edge of his plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg
yokes....so he asked again,
"Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather said, "I told you
before, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore!"

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby
town. As he was leaving,
Grandfather's dog started to growl and would not let him
pass......"Grandfather, your dog won't let me
out."

Without diverting his attention from the football game his Grandfather
was watching, he shouted,
"Coldwater, get your rump out of the way!"