God has a sense of humor

Decatur, MI(Zone 5a)

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed at home. he wanted her to see what
he went through so he prayed, Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through,
so please create a trade in our bodies".

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
the next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothers, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and pay the bill, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries.
he cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. than it was already 1:00 and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. he run to the school to pick up the kids and got into a argument with them on the way home.
he sit out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their home work, then set up the ironing board and watched tv while he did the ironing. at 4:30PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. after supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundy, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. at 9:00 PM
he was exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through with out complaint.

the next moring he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please.oh Please. let us trade back". the Lord, in his
infinite wisdom, replied,"my son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were, you'll have to wait 9 months, though. you got pregnant last night"!!!


hope you injoy this,my husband and I really like it,
a man would die before the 9 month was up Ha Ha

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