Sent this to my SIL. She'll love it.
Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb?
A: First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the
library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a
biography of Thomas Edison and do a skit based on his
life. Next, everyone studies the history of lighting
methods, wrapping up with dipping their own candles. Next,
everyone takes a trip to the store where they compare
types of light bulbs as well as prices and figure out how
much change they'll get if they buy two bulbs for $1.99
and pay with a five dollar bill. On the way home, a
discussion develops over the history of money and also
Abraham Lincoln, as his picture is on the five dollar
bill. Finally, after building a homemade ladder out of
branches dragged from the woods, the light bulb is
installed. And there is light.
...You know, this sounds like it might apply to every day at Martha Stewart's home. ;)
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Homeschooler Joke
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