Indian Love Call

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all
of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.


The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what
that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into
the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there
waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the
opening of the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at
the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and
hollered with all his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipatio! n, and then
he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, He raced
into the cave tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of Newspaper read.....


"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."



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