Blonde dials 911
> >
> > A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken
> > into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
> > the dispatcher.
> > "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the
> > brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries.
> >
> > The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the
> > way. He will be there in two minutes."
> >
> > Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911
> > dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same
> > blonde is on the line again.
> >
> > "Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat
> > by mistake." >>
Blonde joke
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