Don't Step On A Duck!!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven
don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and
although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever
saw. St.Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and
along come St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is
another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
punishment as the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting
to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where
she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has
ever
laid eyes on very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter
chains
them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder
what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
And the guy says,
"Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.