Dont argue with children

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pebble Bodrum, Turkey(Zone 10a) Feb 04, 2002

DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN

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>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
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>The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
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>The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
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>The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
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>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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