Joke de' jour

A cajun family goes to the mall:

A Cajun family from the swamps were visiting
the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again.
The boy asked,"Mais,Paw, What's'at?" The
father (never having seen an elevator)responded, "Ayieeeee, Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anyting like dat in my hole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is, me." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a tired
looking,rather large old lady with a cane walked to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the old lady walked between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma...."