Don\'t Give Up

They will get it all fixed up... It's close now.

A little humor helps.

Kids
A new teacher thought she would use what she learned in her psychology courses. She said to her class, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up."
After a few seconds, one boy stood. "Do you think you're stupid?" she asked.
"No, ma'am, but I just didn't want you to have to stand there all by yourself."

A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."

Older kids

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they browse an antique store?
A: I remember these.

Q: What can a husband do when his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If he's handy with tools, he can finish the basement. Then when he's finished, he'll have a place to live.