For all you students (or remember back when)

My dd sent me these (not sure what she is trying to tell me!)

Top Nine Signs That You're Suffering Semester Burnout:
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>9. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell."
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>8. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster
>song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
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>7.You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because
>you just don't care..
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>6. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to go to the bathroom.
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>5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory
>when the nightly fire alarm goes off.
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>4. You sleep more in class than at home.
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>3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
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>2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
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>1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
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>College Habits to Bring Home
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>1.Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.
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>2.Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.
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>3.Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.
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>4.Walk two blocks to go to dinner.
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>5.Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend's phone number.
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>6.Dial 9 when calling out of your house.
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>7.Use your calling card when calling your friends.
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>8.Walk to the post office to get your mail.
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>9.Yell "FLUSH!"
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>10.Jump out of the shower just in case someone does flush.
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>11.Try to latch the bathroom door because you think
>you're in a stall.
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>12.Take all your shower items to and from your room.
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>13.Get dressed in the dark.
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>14.Go nuts looking for the quarter slots on the washing machine.
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>15.Make junk food runs at 11:30 at night.
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>16.Make popcorn just because you miss the smell.
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>17.Order pizza every Friday night.
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>18.Have one of your friends spend the night because you
>can't sleep in a room by yourself.
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>19.Move another bed, dresser, and desk into your room because there is too
>much extra space.
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>20.Hang pictures of your college friends on the wall so you don't miss
>them.
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>21.Hoard food under your bed for when it snows and you don't want to go
>out.
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>22.Walk around the neighborhood looking for a computer lab e-mail
>withdrawal).
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>23.Fight your mother for quarters for the imaginary
>snack machine and pay phone in the house