Tired of blonde jokes? How 'bout men jokes?

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'



He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'



And they say blondes are dumb....
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Q: Why do little boys whine?



A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?



A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'



'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.