Boomer Humor

This is one of the funniest pieces of humor I've read in a long time! (The NY Times allows 10 free articles per month to non-subscribers)
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Let Me Tell You What’s Wrong With Me
By ROZ WARREN, October 31, 2012
NY Times Booming column: Living Through the Middle Ages

If you’re over 50, there’s something wrong with you. Actually, there are probably several things wrong with you. Nothing too serious, I hope. But you don’t reach our age without having your own unique set of aches and pains.

(Full article at: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/31/booming/let-me-tell-you-whats-wrong-with-me.html)