Doctor Doctor...
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well pull yourself together then .
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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.
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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there.
doctor groaners
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