Best Genie joke ever...adults only

waukesha, WI(Zone 5a)



A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, she promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So they walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke that window?"

"Uh...yeah!........ Sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually, I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self."

" Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and then blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life".

"And now,you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world, complete with servants," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

:And now," the couple asked, in unison, "What's your wish, genie?" The genie smiled and said "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is for you to let me enjoy her in private, with your consent of course."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think? It's up to you." She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband, " I'd do the same for you!".

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable.After about three hours of non-stop hankypanky, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35,'" she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding," he said "Thirty-five years old, and you both still believe in genies?"

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