> >Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
> >Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
> >Barium..........................What you do with dead folks.
> >Cesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome.
> >Catscan.........................Searching for the cat.
> >Cauterize.................Made eye contact with her.
> >Colic.........................A sheep dog.
> >Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
> >D&C.........................Where Washington is.
> >Dilate........................To live longer than your kids do.
> >Enema................Not a friend.
> >Fester.................Quicker than someone else.
> >Fibula.................A small lie.
> >G.I.Series...........World Series of military baseball.
> >Hangnail............What you hang your coat on.
> >Hospital.............The biggest building in town, other
than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
> >Impotent...................Distinguished, well known.
> >Labor Pain...............Getting hurt at work.
> >Morbid.....................A higher offer than I bid.
> >Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
> >Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane, sometimes
shown with a snake.
> >Node.........................I knew it.
> >Outpatient................A person who has fainted.
> >Pap Smear...............talking bad about your dad.
> >Pelvis........................Second cousin to Elvis.
> >Post Operative........A letter carrier.
> >Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
> >Secretion.................Hiding something
> >Tablet......................A small table to change babies on.
> >Seizure.....................Roman emperor who lived in
the Ceasarean Section.
> >Terminal Illness.........Getting sick at the train station.
> >Tumor.........................More than one.
> >Urine...........................Opposite of mine.
> >Varicose.....................Near by
Medical terms-hillbilly/cajun style
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