Biker..................

Austin, TX(Zone 8b)

BIKER

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when
he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit
a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive,
he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"

So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"




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