I'm getting old

The older we get....

ONE


>
>
>Recently, when
>I went to

McDonald's I saw on the menu that you
>could have an

order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
>McNuggets.
>
>I

asked for a half dozen nuggets.
>
>
>'We

don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
>teenager at the

counter.
>
>'You don't?' I
>replied.


>
>'We only have six, nine, or
>twelve,' was

the reply.
>
>'So I can't order a
>half

dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'


>
>
>'That's right.'
>
>So I

shook my head and
>ordered six McNuggets


>
>(Unbelievable but
>sadly true...)


>
>
>TWO
>
>
>I was

checking
>out at the local Walmart with just a few items


>and the lady behind me put her things on the


>belt close to mine. I picked up one of those


>'dividers' that they keep by the cash register


>and placed it between our things so they


>wouldn't get mixed.
>
>After the girl had


>scanned all of my items, she picked up the


>'divider', looking it all over for the bar code


>so she could scan it.
>
>Not finding the

bar
>code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this


>is?'
>
>I said to her 'I've changed my

mind; I
>don't think I'll buy that today.'


>
>She said
>'OK,' and I paid her for the

things and left.
>
>
>She had no clue to what

had just happened.
>
>
>THREE


>
>
>A woman at work was seen
>putting

a credit card into her floppy drive and
>pulling it out

very quickly.
>
>When I inquired
>as to what

she was doing, she said she was
>shopping on the Internet

and they kept asking
>for a credit card number, so she

was using the
>ATM 'thingy.'
>
>(keep


>shuddering!!)
>
>
>FOUR


>
>I recently saw a
>distraught young lady

weeping beside her car.
>'Do you need some help?' I

asked.
>
>She
>replied, 'I knew I should

have replaced the
>battery to this remote door unlocker.

Now I
>can't get into my car. Do you think they


>(pointing to a distant convenience store) would


>have a battery to fit this?'
>
>'Hmmm, I

don't
>know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.


>
>
>'No, just this remote thingy,' she

answered,
>handing it and the car keys to me. As I


>took the key and manually unlocked the door, I


>replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and


>check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'


>
>
>PLEASE just
>lay
>down

before you hurt yourself !!!
>
>
> FIVE


>
>Several years ago,
>we had an Intern who

was none too swift. One day
>she was typing and turned to

a secretary and
>said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper.

What do I
>do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier',

the
>secretary told her. With that, the intern took


>her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it


>on the photocopier and proceeded to make five


>'blank' copies.
>
>Brunette, by the


>way!!
>
>
>SIX


>
>
>A mother calls 911 very
>worried

asking the dispatcher if she needs to
>take her kid to

the emergency room, the kid had
>eaten ants. The

dispatcher tells her to give the
>kid some Benadryl and

he should be fine, the
>mother says, 'I just gave him

some ant
>killer......'
>
>Dispatcher:

'Rush him in to
>emergency!'
>
>
>Life

is tough.
>It's even tougher if you're


>stupid!!!!