A man with no arms goes into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender to reach in his pocket and get his wallet to pay for his drink since he has no arms. He then asks the bartender to hold the glass up to his lips so he can drink it. After he finishes his drink he asks the bartender to wipe his lips with a napkin. The bartender feels really sorry for the guy and says "It must be very hard to go through life with no arms". The man says "It sure is. And sometimes it can be very embarrassing. By the way, where is the restroom"? Thinking quickly, the bartender says,"The closest one is about a mile down the road"!
A man goes into a bar.....
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