A Census Worker who had recently been transferred from the big city to the mountains was out & about collecting the needed data in her new territory.
She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen. Intrigued, she knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?"
A child's voice answered, "Yep."
"Is your father there?"
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in."
"Well, is your mother there?"
"Nope, Ma left just before I got here."
"Are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!"
Census Worker
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