Blame

Subject: : How the world works


Let's see if I understand how the world works lately.

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your
family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames
the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, You blame television
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot
at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.