Women Drivers

MY HUSBAND SENT THIS EMAIL TO ME :

" I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 MPH with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway in my lane, still working on that make-up.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knee against the steering wheel, it knocked MY cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed,and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
DARN WOMAN DRIVERS"

As if!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!