THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

Three little pigs went into a restaurant and waiter came over to the table and asked them what they wanted to drink ?
The first little pig asked for a Sprite
The second little pig asked for a Coke
The third little pig asked for Beer lots and lots of Beer

The waiter later asked for their main courses
The first little pig asked for Roast Beef
The second little pig asked for Lamb Chops
The third little pig asked for Beer lots and lots of Beer

The waiter later took their dessert orders
The first little pig asked for Peaches and Cream
The second little pig asked for Ice Cream
The third little pig asked for Beer lots and lots of Beer

When the waiter brought over the bill he asked the Third little pig why he had not eaten in the restaurant and had only drunk lots and lots of Beer


The third little pig promptly replied " Well someone has to do the wee wee wee all the way home bit "