Winning the lottery

central, NJ(Zone 6b)

Man came home from work and asked his wife what she would do if he won the lottery.
"Well" she said "I'd divorce you and take half the winnings"
"Ok" he says, as he hands her $3. " I won 6 bucks last night, here's half and there's the door"

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