Reunion

If you can’t Laugh at this one you may as well go shoot yourself and get it over with!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, ‘Surely I can’t look that old!’ Well you’ll love this one.

My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall handsome dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school. “Yes, Yes I did. I’m a mustang”, he gleamed with pride.
When did you graduate? I asked
He answered, “In 1975, why do you ask?”
I exclaimed “You were in my class!!”

He looked at me closely.

Then that ugly
Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled-faced

Fat-hineyed

Gray-haired

Decrepit

Old fart

Asked


“What did you teach?”