An older gentleman was sitting in a restaurant when a punk rocker kid came in and sat down at a table near them. He had rings in his nose and other places. His hair was all spiked up and multi colored. The old man couldn't take his eyes off of him. He had never seen anyone looking like that.
Presently, the young man looked at the old man and said, "What's the matter, old man? Haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life?"
Without missing a beat, the old gentleman said, "Yes, I did. One time I got drunk and had sex with a peacock, and I was just wondering if you were my son."
Punk Rocker
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