You Know You're Having A Bad Day When...

Frankfort, KY(Zone 6a)

Your horn sticks on the freeway...behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.

You invite a peeping Tom in...and he says no.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

It costs more to fill up your car, than it did to buy it.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

Nothing you own is actually paid for.

The health inspector condems your office coffee maker.

People think that you're 40, and you're only 25 !

When the doctor says you are in fine health for someone twice your age.

You call your spouse and tell her that you'd like to eat out tonight, and when you get home, you find a sandwich on the front porch.

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