A dog wants little from life and is happy to get it. A cat doesn't know what it wants, but wants more of it.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck!
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